"The World's Most Reliable Newspaper" has died at the age of 28. The New York Times has passed away, you asked? Or perhaps The Wall Street Journal? Nope, it's the Weekly World News, that paper that has amused us at the checkout lines for years. Emil Steiner, a Washingpost.com blogger, writes about its demise in the printed form. Starting on Aug. 27, the Weekly World News will only be available online. So in light of this shocking, amazing, earth-shattering news, Steiner decided to list his favorite headlines from the paper over the years and asked his readers to add their own. So here's a sampling of those gems you wish you could have written:Man Poses as CPR Dummy To Meet Women
Mother Nature Endorses Gore for President
Astronomer Rebuked For Endless Staring into Space
Man Marries Computer -- Becomes Gigamist
Pit Bull Eats Mobile Home200 ELVES LAID OFF! Santa moves operation to Honduras sweatshop
VENGEFUL FROGS EAT FRENCH CHEF'S LEGS
VENTRILOQUIST IS IN COMA -- BUT HIS DUMMY'S STILL TALKING!
GRAVY TRAIN DERAILS!
Chocaholic Mom Has Sugar-Coated Baby
MEEK SUE TO INHERIT THE EARTH!
Woman gives birth to baby rabbits
Hitler's Brain Found in Mayonnaise Jar
HITLER'S NOSE ALIVE IN A JAR -- AND IT'S GROWING A MUSTACHE!
Gay Dinosaurs: the real reason they went extinct
Doctors Reattach Siamese Twins
Man searches for his own severed head
CONCRETE ENEMAS A BAD IDEA, DOCS WARN
You can read the full blog item here. (George Bush photo by AP)
